THE VELOCITY OF THE SPLATTER
The universe isn’t merely expanding anymore.
It’s accelerating.
The cosmic elastic band is humming, the mesh is stretching and every lost object, deleted message and unfinished conversation is creating friction somewhere behind reality.
Book Two takes the philosophy of the splatter and throws it onto a moving wave. The moment we answer a question, the conditions change. The moment we finish drawing the wall, the universe moves the ground beneath it.
So perhaps the answer isn’t to build stronger walls.
Perhaps it is to learn how to surf.
Faster, stranger and more colourful than Book One, The Velocity of the Splatter explores adaptation, artificial intelligence, cosmic friction and what happens when humanity’s loose ends become too heavy for the universe to carry.
Fasten your seatbelt.
The steering wheel is made of jelly.
THE NAKED UNIVERSE
The ultimate field manual for the chaotic, beautiful, and utterly absurd experience of being human.
Four Books.
One Beautiful Mess.
“If you want to understand infinity, don't look at the sky. Try finding the start of a roll of clear sticky tape.”
"We spend our whole lives looking up at the stars to find meaning, forgetting that the universe is looking right back down, taking aim."
